Tea Anyone?

24 July 2015Jim Ganley

Early each June, the student of Mr. Collis’ and Mrs. Widenmaier’s Literature 12 courses, having read Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice, enjoy a tea party on Whiskey Point as guests of the Wilsons. Here is the news from this spring’s event: Dear Lords and Ladies: I am pleased to announce that Lady Sylvia Pickle has filled her dance card with the three most eligible bachelors at the ball: Baron von Peepswaddle (15,000 pounds per annum), The Earl of Peacock (15,000 pounds per annum), and none other than Lord Riginald Tightbottom (20,000 pounds per annum). Partners of Mr. Bumble Hack, you are wanted in the kitchens: your mate the chimney sweep is covered with soot and needs his vinegar bath. Mr. Paul Collis

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